As many of you know, I am not a particularly bright guy. But, for some reason many of you call the feline, write to me or send e-mails asking all kinds of strange questions. Here in my blog I will attempt to answer some of your queries. So here we go!
Dear DJ: I plan to attend Territory Days this weekend. Last year I spent an entire day just driving around looking for a parking space. Do you know any secret places where I can park?
Signed: Eddie in Security.
Dear Eddie: I do, but it's a secret. Actually your best bet is to park at Coronado High School up on the Mesa. They run shuttle buses to Old Colorado City. Another idea is to paint your car to resemble a city police cruiser. Then you can park anywhere!
Dear DJ: I heard a song on Cat Country called "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk". Exactly what is a "badonkadonk" and where can I get one? Do they sell them at Walmart?
Signed: Rose in Rush.
Dear Rose: We are all born with our very own badonkadonk, although some are more shapely or attractive than others. You might want to consult a plastic surgeon. I'm not sure if Walmart sells them, although they might as they seem to sell everything else. Try the lingerie department.
Dear DJ: I heard that Garth Brooks is from Yukon, Oklahoma. I thought Yukon was in Alaska and does Garth own any sled dogs?
Signed: Pete in Pueblo.
Dear Pete: Garth is from Yukon, Oklahoma. He tried living in Alaska once, but the cold air made his guitar strings too brittle. As far as sled dogs, he does not own any, but he does have three gerbils who have been trained to iron all of Trisha Yearwood's costumes.
If you have any questions, please write to me at dj.mccoy@citcomm.com .
See ya on the radio!
